Esha Deol
2 November 1982 - AGE 22
Priyanka Chopra
18 July 1982 - AGE 23
Diya Mirza
9 December 1981 - AGE 23
Amrita Rao
17 June 1981 - AGE 24
Riya Sen
24 January 1981 - AGE 24
Kareena Kapoor
21 September 1980 - AGE 24
Preeti Jhangiani
18 August 1980 - AGE 25
Kim Sharma
21 January 1980 - AGE 25
Amisha Patel
9 June 1979 - AGE 26
Shamita Shetty
2 February 1979 - AGE 26
Lara Dutta
16 April 1978 - AGE 27
Rani Mukharjee
21 March 1978 - AGE 27
Rinkie Khanna
27 July 1977 - AGE 28
Sushmita Sen
13 November 1975 - AGE 30
Mahima Choudhary
13 Setember 1975 - AGE 30
Kajol
5 August 1975 - AGE 30
Karishma Kapoor
25 June 1975 - AGE - 30
Shilpa Shetty
8 June 1975 - AGE 30
Twinkle Khanna
29 December 1974 - AGE 31
Raveena Tondon
26 October 1974 - AGE 30
Simran
4 April 1974 - AGE 31
Priety Zinta
31 January 1974 - AGE 31
Sonali Bendre
1 January 1974 - AGE 31
Aishwarya Rai
1 November 1973 - AGE 31
Urmila Mantondkar
4 February 1973 - AGE 32
Mamta Kulkarni
20 April 1972 - AGE 33
Tabu
4 November 1971 - AGE 33
Neelam
9 November 1970 - AGE 34
Manisha Koirala
25 August 1970 - AGE 35
Juhi Chawala
13 November 1967 - AGE 37
Madhuri Dixit
15 May 1967 - AGE 38
Sridevi
13 August 1963 - AGE 42
Jayaprada
3 April 1962 - AGE 43
Dimple Kapadia
8 June 1957 - AGE 48
Rekha
10 October 1954 - AGE 50
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Woman's Dictionary
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead
जीना मैने अब सीखा है॥
मैने पीना कब सीखा था?
मैने जीना कब सीखा था?
एक बोतल जो टूट गयी तो,
तो महफ़िल सारी रूठ गयी॥
ये दुनिया एक महफ़िल है
और हम इसके मेहमाँ हैं,
हैं कुछ साक़ी और कुछ आशिक़
उम्मीदें हैं ,कुछ अरमाँ हैं॥
आज अगर कुछ शब्द बहे,
तो आखिर दिल से कौन कहे,
प्यार वफ़ा कसमें और वादे
अब इनकी पीड़ा कौन सहे?
पीड़ा को इतिहास बता कर
पीना मैने अब सीखा है।
शायद लोग और कुछ कह दें
पर जीना मैने अब सीखा है॥
मैने जीना कब सीखा था?
एक बोतल जो टूट गयी तो,
तो महफ़िल सारी रूठ गयी॥
ये दुनिया एक महफ़िल है
और हम इसके मेहमाँ हैं,
हैं कुछ साक़ी और कुछ आशिक़
उम्मीदें हैं ,कुछ अरमाँ हैं॥
आज अगर कुछ शब्द बहे,
तो आखिर दिल से कौन कहे,
प्यार वफ़ा कसमें और वादे
अब इनकी पीड़ा कौन सहे?
पीड़ा को इतिहास बता कर
पीना मैने अब सीखा है।
शायद लोग और कुछ कह दें
पर जीना मैने अब सीखा है॥
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