still without an answer... !

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  If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it "breakfast"?
  How can the cemetry raise it's burial costs and blame it on the price of living?
  Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs?
  Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
  Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?
  Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
  Why do they have ear piercing while you wait? Is there some shop where you can drop them off and pick them up later?
  Why do we always want to grow up when we're young and be younger when we're old?
  Why do some displays of "I love you only" Valentine cards sell them in multi-packs?